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Archive for the ‘Joke for the Day’ Category
Urban Land and Housing – Joke of the day!
11th August, 2011 | Tagged: Joke
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, βWhatβs the matter now?β
βDad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer,β said little Johnny through his tears. βThatβs not … more »
Urban Land and Housing – Joke for the day!
10th August, 2011 | Tagged: Joke
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
Urban Land and Housing – Joke for the day
9th August, 2011
You know it is time to reassess your relationship with
your computer when….
1. You wake up at 4 O’clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and
stop to … more »
Humour – Joke for the Day!
6th July, 2011
This police officer sees an old lady driving and knitting at the same time so after driving next to her for awhile he yells to her,”PULLOVER”.
She replies,”No a pair of … more »
Humour – Joke for the Day
20th June, 2011
QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answers:
Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? … more »
Colebee β Stonecutters Ridge β Land β Golf Joke of the Day
13th June, 2011 | Tagged: Joke, Stonecutters Ridge
“How was your game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy.Β
“Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went,” he answered.Β
“But you’re … more »
Humour β Joke For The Day!
6th June, 2011 | Tagged: Jokes
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I’ve seen it on T.V.”
He proceeded to describe … more »
Urban Land and Housing – Joke for the Day
25th May, 2011
A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”
He said: “Call for backup.”
